December 12th, 2011

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December 5th, 2011

Nadal;

stoogle:

saltyfedererpenis:

casablanka:

Normal heartbeat;

Watching Rafael Nadal at the Davis Cup playing amazing tennis on the clay;

Rafael Nadal winning Davis Cup 2011 for Spain;

WATCHING RAFA LOSE THE FIRST SET 6-1 AND GET BROKEN TO START THE SECOND SET

December 4th, 2011
barely-illegal:

I eventually want my law degree….. but right now i really really want a beer.
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barely-illegal:

I eventually want my law degree….. but right now i really really want a beer.

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com!

(via illegalities)

November 27th, 2011
animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, PAL. I GET WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, I REALLY DO. I ACTUALLY THINK IT’S GREAT YOU CAN’T SMOKE IN RESTAURANTS ANYMORE. EVERYONE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A MEAL WITHOUT A CIGARETTE.
ALL I’M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 25 FEET FROM THE DOOR OF A BUILDING IS IN FRONT OF THE DOOR OF ANOTHER BUILDING AND THE FUCKING STREET IS ONLY 30 FEET WIDE. I’D STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, BUT THAT’S ILLEGAL TOO. WHAT ISN’T ILLEGAL, STRANGELY, IS SMOKING. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE SIN TAX ON CIGARETTES IN 2010 WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR $16.5 BILLION IN REVENUE NATIONWIDE.
I’M TRYING TO DO IT OUTSIDE SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE A NICE DINNER BUT I’M NOT GOING TO CLIMB THE GOD DAMNED FIRE ESCAPE TO DO IT ON THE ROOF. I’M OUTSIDE. I’M FREEZING. I’M PAYING $9.75 A PACK. 
IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THE THINGS, OUTLAW THEM. I DON’T SMOKE POT ON THE STREET. I DON’T SMOKE CRACK HERE EITHER. BUT I’M GOING TO LIGHT THIS THING BECAUSE THE MONEY I PAID FOR IT BUILT THIS SIDEWALK, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT WE CAN EITHER HAVE A KNIFE FIGHT OR YOU CAN PISS OFF AND GO BACK INSIDE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, PAL. I GET WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, I REALLY DO. I ACTUALLY THINK IT’S GREAT YOU CAN’T SMOKE IN RESTAURANTS ANYMORE. EVERYONE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A MEAL WITHOUT A CIGARETTE.

ALL I’M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 25 FEET FROM THE DOOR OF A BUILDING IS IN FRONT OF THE DOOR OF ANOTHER BUILDING AND THE FUCKING STREET IS ONLY 30 FEET WIDE. I’D STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, BUT THAT’S ILLEGAL TOO. WHAT ISN’T ILLEGAL, STRANGELY, IS SMOKING. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE SIN TAX ON CIGARETTES IN 2010 WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR $16.5 BILLION IN REVENUE NATIONWIDE.

I’M TRYING TO DO IT OUTSIDE SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE A NICE DINNER BUT I’M NOT GOING TO CLIMB THE GOD DAMNED FIRE ESCAPE TO DO IT ON THE ROOF. I’M OUTSIDE. I’M FREEZING. I’M PAYING $9.75 A PACK. 

IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THE THINGS, OUTLAW THEM. I DON’T SMOKE POT ON THE STREET. I DON’T SMOKE CRACK HERE EITHER. BUT I’M GOING TO LIGHT THIS THING BECAUSE THE MONEY I PAID FOR IT BUILT THIS SIDEWALK, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT WE CAN EITHER HAVE A KNIFE FIGHT OR YOU CAN PISS OFF AND GO BACK INSIDE.

November 22nd, 2011
November 3rd, 2011
October 30th, 2011
October 29th, 2011
animalstalkinginallcaps:

DEAR GOD, I WOULD LIKE SHIA LABEOUF TO HAVE DIRTY JEWISH SEX WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND THAT IS ALL THAT I WANT. 
FOREVER, THOUGH. IT CAN’T STOP.
EVER.
THANK YOU FOR THE EARTH AND THE SUN AND THE INTERNET AND SHIA LABEOUF. YOU ARE THE BEST.
AMEN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DEAR GOD, I WOULD LIKE SHIA LABEOUF TO HAVE DIRTY JEWISH SEX WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND THAT IS ALL THAT I WANT. 

FOREVER, THOUGH. IT CAN’T STOP.

EVER.

THANK YOU FOR THE EARTH AND THE SUN AND THE INTERNET AND SHIA LABEOUF. YOU ARE THE BEST.

AMEN.